Friday, 28 February 2014

Andy my canine boss


Since we got married dogs have always had a special place in my life.  First we lived in a caravan 7’6”x 22’ not big but we were young, in love and needed to be together. But it wasn’t long before we wanted a dog, husband Mike’s parents had always had one and I had always wanted one. Fairly soon we had a near Labrador/gundog not that we wanted a gundog but we were poor and ‘Andy’ was cheap. He was naturally wilful and full of testosterone and we had little idea how to train him but unaware of our ignorance at the time. An added complication was that Mike was in the Air Force which meant we eventually moved into married quarters where all the other dogs seemed to be bitches but I’m getting ahead of myself.

The caravan (trailer) was pitched in an open farmer’s field where Andy could exercise himself; in our ignorance we used to just let him out of the caravan and he would bark some time later to be let in. Naturally he completely failed to understand the situation when he was put on a lead for a formal walk and when we let him off would fail to come near enough to be put back on his lead when called.  Our attempt at training him out of this embarrasment came too late, the strategy was to tempt him near enough with a biscuit (cookie) to catch him. However he developed a technique of taking the biscuit when my arm was at full stretch and would be away again before I could lay a finger on him. We lived by the side of a disused airfield and my father once walked round it twice getting through a large pack of digestives on the way before arriving back at the caravan by himself. Andy followed in a few minutes later much entertained by the exercise.

By the time we had moved to the official park on the base we had bought a bigger caravan 7’6”x32’ and had a baby daughter. The need for baby sitters led to a new situation, a delightful girl was the first of these volunteers before we left we were relieved to find Andy found her quite acceptable. After our evening out we found our baby sitter stood in the middle of the lounge. It appears after we had left Andy had decided that where ever she sat was just the spot for him and had got on the seat behind her and edged her off. He repeated this no matter where she sat until she gave up and had stood for the whole evening. Later to foil his attempts at dislodging baby sitters we used to suggest that they lay on our bed next to our daughter’s cot and keep the door closed. Naturally this reduced the volunteers and raised the pay rate.

As I inferred at the beginning Andy was a very badly behaved dog, our fault I freely admit but then we paid for our failure. When we went to bed Andy would wait till we were asleep then creep up between us and go to sleep, he never woke us by getting in  but in the morning there he would be with his head on the pillow. When we changed the caravans we had to move all our stuff out of the old one while they sited the bigger one, during this manoeuvre we tied Andy to a tree by the clothes line. There must have been about 25 to 30 feet of line naturally Andy thought he was free and ran off at top speed accelerating until the line which was slightly elastic stretched to its limit and snapped back flinging him into the air. He was most surprised and unhappy by this performance, returned to the tree and barked for the rest of the afternoon.

As he got older he quietened down only his attention to bitches remained. Much to our embarrassment he would disappear and an irate neighbour would come round and complain that our dog was lying on his front door step or trying to get in their back door. Eventually Mike was posted to Germany and his parents offered to look after Andy for us. I wonder if they really knew what they were taking on.

So why am I writing about our dogs? Well my new book, being written at the moment, will be about my Newfoundland dogs and I thought it would be fun to trace my life experiences leading up to our ownership of these well behaved (trained) monsters. Nice monsters though.

 

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